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DENZEL ELECTRIC BOOKS

BOOK ONE.

Part one.

LUCHA VELAZQUEZ SPECIALTY COOKBOOK

16 outstanding recipes from south Mexico, south America, worldwide camping trails, and other places. Some of these recipes such as frying pan stew and zucchini pork are unique. Some others may be common but they have an invigorating twist to distinguish them. Some are for banquets. Some are for campers or back-packers.
Part two.

HOME TIPS AND A LIFESAVER

16 household tips and hints how to take care of a few simple household repairs and problems such as loose screws and demolishing house ants plus other small home making aids. Slanted toward housewives and inept men. The lifesaver is a common thing but this version is more practical and successful than most.

Each of the above has at least one thing that is worth the entire cost to many people. It is all valuable information that many other people will be happy to have.

Send $9.95 cash, check, or money order for a postage paid Denzel Electric Book One.

Denzel Roberts
11823 Morning Dew Lane
Houston, TX 77067-2109

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About Denzel Electric Books.

Denzel has been writing fact, fiction, and how-to books since 1966. The writing is the result of study, years of experience, practical knowledge, and a great urge to benefit people with his sage advise and make them think he knows a lot. Electric Books are produced electronically but come to you printed on plain paper hand bound into a book. They have been successfully published in this manner since 1980.

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BOOK TWO.

Part one.

DINGLE HOOHA'S DIRTY BOOK

A book of x-rated jokes and anecdotes.

If you become embarrassed or offended by certain explicit actions, four letter words, and expletives do not order this book.

Some of these funnies are at least three XXX.

A sixty-year collection of adult jokes, small stories and poems.
Authors unknown. A salute to them, whoever they are.

Part two.

AUTO TIPS

A few seldom thought of preparations for living happily with your set of wheels.
Simple things such as low cost tools you should have and why does your car still run hot after you had the radiator serviced.

Send $9.95 cash, check, or money order for a postage paid Denzel Electric Book Two.

Denzel Roberts
11823 Morning Dew Lane
Houston, TX 77067-2109

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BOOK THREE.

Fiction.
A novelette and 3 short stories.

BURBULT'S BAR AND BEAN HOUSE. 14,250 words. A science fiction novelette. Gault and Smacker Dan, two space freight tug operators, deliver a load of supplies at a far off space port and become entangled in relationships with alien females while waiting for their next load. Gault finds a mate and Dan discovers he is not the first man to become pregnant.

THE LITTLE LEVITATOR. 3,950 words. A fantasy story. A hard to conceive baby becomes an unusual problem for her parents.

THE CADILLAC. 2,450 words. A young man wheels and deals in the 1950s era to make extra money during a tour of duty in the U.S. Air Force. He has a new Cadillac waiting for him at his end of enlistment discharge and return from overseas assignment.

A SEARGEANT'S PECULIARITY. 4,050 words. A fantasized short history of a bit of World War II action that took place near Moro Bay, California and caused the downfall of a career Army Sergeant.

Send $9.95 cash, check, or money order for a postage paid Denzel Electric Book Three.

Denzel Roberts
11823 Morning Dew Lane
Houston, TX 77067-2109

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BOOK FOUR.

Fiction.

A novelette and 4 short stories.

ANOTHER SEVENTY PERCENTER. 13,950 words. A science fiction novelette. A young space ship pilot living in an advanced American Space age is stymied by United States Government bureaucracy while trying to buy a space ship.

EMMY'S WEIRD WALL. 3,150 words. A fantasy that takes place in the personal contrary world of a negative, contentious, nagging woman.

THE HEAD SHOOTERS. 3,150 words. Rough justice comes to a crude woodsman while poaching, and to a violent petty criminal on the run.

SUMI SAN. 2,150 words. A fictionalized fact based story. The early life of a Japanese farm girl who was moved to Hiroshima near the end of World War II.

SKEETER BUG. 2,350 words. An anthropomorphic fantasy. A tough hard working Louisiana mosquito establishes his career.

Send $9.95 cash, check, or money order for a postage paid Denzel Electric Book Four.

Denzel Roberts
11823 Morning Dew Lane
Houston, TX 77067-2109

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BOOK FIVE.

Fiction.
A short novelette and 3 short stories.

THE TIME WRITER. 9,000 words. A fiction story. A traveling machine tool salesman has his problems in a large marketing territory and tries to get a few days at home after weeks on the road.

YOSHIKO KAMAJI. 7,450 words. A fictionalized fact based and moving story of a little Japanese girl who endures the horror of World War II fire bombing of Tokyo. She grows into successful adulthood after learning to cope with being a lone survivor of a destroyed family.

HELONA CRUCH. 6.600 words. A fantasy fiction story. A few events in the life of a mentally retarded succubus who permanently moved up topside from down below and is passing for human.

A DEAD DUCK. 1,400 words. A character study of a big, easy-going man who enjoyed hunting ducks in an unusual manner. Fate leads to the events of his last hunt.

Send $9.95 cash, check, or money order for a postage paid Denzel Electric Book Five.

Denzel Roberts
11823 Morning Dew Lane
Houston, TX 77067-2109

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BOOK SIX.

FOUR HOME BASED PHOTOGRAPHY BUSINESSES.

This is a photography business HOW-TO publication of about 20,000 words.

It is an easy to follow discourse on how to start and operate four separate home based photography businesses. They are not the fashionable overworked glamour gigs of weddings, sports, portraits, and such usually recommended to budding photographers searching for a line they can work with.

They are step-by-step guides detailing how to start, conduct, and market:

  • Insurance claim documentary photography.
  • Insurance inventory photography.
  • Selling scenic photography.
  • Park photography-candid photos delivered by mail.

    A major business or a self-supporting hobby could be developed with each one or all these programs.

    They are real world enterprises anyone can work at for profit, even while learning photography. For a beginning photographer the projects can, in fact, actually aid the learning process by supplying working projects to practice on and reach an attainable goal. For an established photographer they can be a welcome additional line to embrace.

    There is unlimited self-employment for anyone with a camera. Great as part-time week-end or holiday extra income. Build into a full time business. Or simply make a photography hobby become self supporting.

    Send $14.95 cash, check, or money order for postage paid Denzel Electric Book six.

    Denzel Roberts
    11823 Morning Dew Lane
    Houston, TX 77067-2109

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    BOOK SEVEN.

    Young People Fiction.
    8 short stories.

    Reading range third grade through eighth grade.

    BIGBAD WOLF: 1,570 words.
    Bigbad Wolf is not doing very well in these modern times.

    SNOW NEWS: 1,525 words.
    An episode in the exciting life of dauntless Billy Twerp, ace kid reporter, doing his usual good job of investigative news gathering

    TWO TOWN: 1,550 words.
    Dauntless Billy Twerp, ace kid reporter, investigates a complication of modern marketing practice.

    FIRST BASKET OF BERRIES: 1,150 words.
    An adventure of a boy with his family on a combination overnight camping and berry picking outing in mountain foothills.

    CARROT PIE: 750 words.
    A boy plays a vengeful trick and finds himself in trouble.

    VERNA: 1,350 words.
    Seven and a half year old Verna's parents can't afford to buy her a scooter to play with so she builds a racecar.

    VICKY'S EYES: 4,050 words.
    Vicky painfully finds one of many avoidable dangers of living in this modern mechanized world.

    A CONKED PIG: 775 words
    Jerry learns that careless fun can have serious results.

    Send $9.95 cash, check, or money order for postage paid Denzel Electric Book seven.

    Denzel Roberts
    11823 Morning Dew Lane
    Houston, TX 77067-2109

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    BOOK EIGHT

    THIS IS AN ILLUSTRATED WOODWORKING
    HOW-TO PUBLICATION. WOOD SHOP

    MINI PLANER/SURFACER.

    If you have a router
    YOU HAVE A PLANER.

    Small shop planers cost from about four hundred dollars on up to well over a thousand dollars. Then you have a good machine that will surface and size more or less standard boards but not small pieces of wood.

    What if you find a beautifully grained stick of hardwood in your fireplace woodpile? You could split it into chunks or slabs. You could trim or slice it on your table saw or band saw. Then how would you surface and size the pieces? If you have a standard planer you are still out of luck because you cannot safely run those small pieces through the rollers and cutter head.

    If you have a router and this set of MINI PLANER/SURFACER instructions you don't have any problem. You just set up the little low cost machine and salvage your good wood. Surface it into flat, square, hexagonal, or octagonal shapes as you please. You can even make the shapes tapered if you want to.

    Send $9.95 cash, check, or money order for a postage paid Denzel Electric Book eight.

    Denzel Roberts
    11823 Morning Dew Lane
    Houston, TX 77067-2109

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    E-mail: DwRoberts9@aol.com
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